What's New.

Yes, you're right! It has been bloody ages since i updated the site. But some of us have to go to work to pay for the construction needed. Anyway, a lot of the site is under major reconstruction at the moment. So if any pages are still the same as last time you visited, i apologize. Silly Sayings has proved so popular that it is to become a website in its own right soon. So if you have any that you want to suggest, send me an e-mail. Just a quick update on my life (cos I know you all have pretty pathetic, sad and boring ones of your own!). I'm still engaged to the fabulous Emma, living in South Wales, and working for British Gas. No change there then! Just on a quick visit to Yorkshire at the moment. And yes Toby, my mum is very well thank you! Got to go now, having a meal out tonight, and i have to floss my toes before we go. Til the next time.  Keep Underacheiving!